I’m 20. Just got talked to like I’m 4. And like a 4 year old, I cried. FML (Wellesley FML)
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My professor referred to a 10-12 page paper I have due as “brief”. FML (Wellesley FML)
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I would like to go to bed and not wake up until May 28th. Unfortunately, that is neither physically possible nor socially acceptable. FML. (Wellesley FML)
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I am procrastinating so much, I just started reading my friend’s thesis on 17th-century England because he happened to open it on my computer and it’s still in my “Recent Downloads.” My midterm is at 9 am. New low? FML (Princeton FML)
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Blah blah blah COMPLAIN blah blah blah ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK! MLIA (Princeton FML)
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The lineup for Spring Weekend was released. OLAG (Brown FML)
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I procrastinate by playing Robot Unicorn Attack for a bit and then going on PrincetonFML. But, after reading that everyone else is also playing, I go back and play some more. I’ve got two midterms tomorrow. MLIA (Princeton FML)
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After only one day of playing it, Robot Unicorn Attack is already one of my topsites. MLIHarmonyHarmony (Princeton FML)
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Now that I have a job, I really see no reason to spend any more time on my thesis. FML (Princeton FML)
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The class that I’m taking credit/non requires more work and time than any of my other classes. FML (Wellesley FML)
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I’m the only one of my Wellesley friends who doesn’t want to be a banker, lawyer, or doctor. They will be rich, but MLwillbeG. (Wellesley FML)
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Midterm Thursday, and I’m not at all motivated to study. FML (Wellesley FML)
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My print quota is running out. I’m a science major. FML (Princeton FML)
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I’m the only person in his friend zone, and I’m also the only one who doesn’t want to be there. FML (Princeton FML)
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Sometimes in class, I just stare at this white girl with big boobs and wonder if they would be able to knock me out if she swung them at my face. MLIA (UCSD FML)