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  • My professor (not saying his name) asked for a sexual favor in exchange for a grade. Should I accept his request and take that A or turn him in and get that D? FML. (UCSD FML)

    July 30, 2010
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  • There’re so many angry people here. Relax, man. We’re supposed to be having fun here. FYL (UCSD FML)

    July 30, 2010
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  • She likes me back! MLIG (Princeton FML)

    July 30, 2010
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  • None of these grad schools I’m visiting are nearly as beautiful as Princeton. FMFutureL (Princeton FML)

    July 29, 2010
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  • While trying to clean a scrape, I accidentally knocked over the entire bottle of hydrogen peroxide. FMDoublyClumsyL (Princeton FML)

    July 29, 2010
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  • Finally got to see some pictures of my brother in uniform at boot camp. MLIProud (Princeton FML)

    July 29, 2010
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  • It’s two months into my three-month summer job, and I just can’t focus on my work anymore. FML (Princeton FML)

    July 29, 2010
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  • I hate my short-attention span. Studying, facebook, youtube, ucsdfml, wikipedia, studying and repeat. Especially 2 days before my final. FML (UCSD FML)

    July 29, 2010
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  • I’m a straight girl and I am in love with Katy Perry’s boobs. MLIA (UCSD FML)

    July 29, 2010
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  • Just discovered that logging off and back on to the Yale VPN erases the time limit on Megavideo for all my non-Hulu needs. MLIG. (Yale FML)

    July 29, 2010
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  • My ex-girlfriend (who I’m still in love with) totally has a “type.” Everytime I see her even chatting with someone of her “type,” I want to die because I know she’s totally into him. FML (Princeton FML)

    July 29, 2010
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  • I am generally directionless and unfulfilled. FML (Princeton FML)

    July 29, 2010
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  • Every time I use a new technique to test the same thing, i get completely disagreeing sets of data. Science, I love you, but come on. FML. (Yale FML)

    July 28, 2010
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  • I’m in love with this guy, but every time I ask him out, he just laughs it off and then complains that no one likes him. FML & FHL (Princeton FML)

    July 28, 2010
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  • I’ve had a sore throat three different times in the past six weeks. FML (Princeton FML)

    July 28, 2010
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